Thursday, September 15, 2016

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

“There’s no place like home.  
There’s no place like home”.
                 - Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz

September 10-11: The 900 mile drive to Aiken, South Carolina to visit our good friend, Ernie Levinson, as we head for home.  Despite listening to a book on CD, there is nothing more boring than long-distance driving on the Interstates with no purpose except to get there, wherever “there” happens to be.  We spent the obligatory night at a Walmart near  Nashville, TN, where, guess what, nothing was different except the Nashville skyline on the horizon.  We pulled into Ernie’s around 5:00 PM, enough time for a good visit despite our pavement addled brains.  The hot steamy weather was an excellent forecast of the hotter, steamier weather to come once we hit The Sunshine State.  

September 12:  After a final 350 mile push, we pulled into our driveway in Florida, all smiles.  The house was still standing, no trees had fallen down, everything looked pretty much like we left it last April 11.  The humidity was about 110% and it was 90 degrees, but home is home.  As much as we were dog-tired, travel-weary and ready to pack it in, it was an expected letdown to turn off the ignition for the last time and not have a new place to see tomorrow.   
It’s hard to believe, but this is my last entry.  It has been a lot of work and a lot of fun putting together these many pages and I praise all of you who have suffered through them.  Of course, I mostly did it for Gale and myself, since we now can’t remember half of what we did on this epic quest.  It’s kind of like the people who now believe they actually went to Woodstock in 1969, but all they did was see the movie.  For us,  believing we drove 23,496 miles and that we traveled to the farthest drivable point of North America and back is nothing short of staggering.   Did we really do that?  YES!  Did we have any arguments?  YES!  Are we still talking to each other?  YES!  Not only did we survive, but so did our relationship, better than ever.  On the other hand, Gale just gently suggested that I go take a trip somewhere, by myself.  
There are some interesting totals for the trip, because I know that’s what is on everyone’s mind (right).  So here are some figures:

Trip length: 154 days, 23,496 miles, plus flights to Nome and St. Paul Island in the Pribilofs in Alaska, including 700 miles driving in the Nome area in a rental car.
Gallons of diesel fuel used: about 1200
Cost of diesel fuel: $3,272
Lowest price paid for diesel: $1.75/gallon, Louisiana
Highest price of gasoline: $5.05/gallon, Nome, Alaska
Cost of fuel in Canada: Canada dollars per litre = incomprehensible
Albie’s estimated average mileage: 19-20 mpg.
Cost of camping and lodging: $4,263, $3,027 of which was for our lodging in Nome and St. Paul Island.
Miscellaneous expenses (park admissions, bus passes in Denali NP, Nome car rental, tips, repairs and       tires for Albie, Canada National Parks Pass): $5,468
Number of bird species seen on trip: 473
Gale’s lifers: 86, for a life list of 616 in the ABA area
Sam’s lifers: 8, for a life list of 762
Sam’s life photographs: 11, for a total of 747
Photos taken: somewhere over 30,000
Mammal species seen: 63
Road kill species (all inclusive): 48
Movies seen during trip: 2 DVDs plus Kubo and the Two Strings (twice)

GALE AND SAM, DENALI NATIONAL PARK, ALASKA
With that, dear readers, I sign off. “With a hearty hi-ho Albie, away!”  (with the 1812 Overture in the background, of course)



Friday, September 9, 2016

SEE MORE!

"Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything."
- Charles Kuralt

August 31 (cont.): We managed to escape the hustle and bustle of Kitchener/Waterloo during rush hour, but decided not to tempt fate by going the “fastest” route through Toronto traffic.  We’d probably still be there if we had.  Instead, choosing a route that zig-zagged in a northeasterly direction through the gently rolling agricultural countryside, we leisurely ambled along, enjoying the small towns, the numerous Mennonite horse and buggy carriages and the beautiful multi-colored brickwork from which most of the homes in this area of southern Ontario are built.  Just north of Barrie, Ontario, we pulled off the road and spent the night in the parking lot of the town’s office buildings.  
FRAN & GREG STEWART'S HOME NEAR PARRY SOUND, ONTARIO

MONSTER SMALLMOUTH
September 1: The shortest drive of the entire trip!  Only an hour away, on the shore of Parry Sound, part of huge Georgian Bay, part of gigantic Lake Huron, live our friends, Fran and Greg Stewart.  This is part of the ever-expanding “cottage district” around the lakes 50-100 miles north of Toronto.  These “cottages”, so named because they originally were small summer homes, now are primarily luxurious lakefront houses, many still for summer use only, but also quite a few that are year-round, like the Stewart’s.  This is the heart of the Pre-Cambrian Shield, where the land is nearly solid granite, some of the oldest rock on earth, so most of these waterfront homes are perched atop massive rocks that compose the shoreline.  If you want soil, either bring it in or go somewhere else.  Where the ground isn’t solid rock, it is bog or swamp water trapped on the surface above the impenetrable substrate.  Gale and I know Fran through birding in Florida, where, until recently, they also owned a home.  The two of them are exceptionally gracious hosts and we instantly felt right at home.  After lunch, Greg took me out fishing in their “tin” boat, a beat-up rowboat with a 40 year-old ten horsepower outboard.  We trolled up and down the shore, handily managing to catch four very large smallmouth bass.  I hadn’t fished for smallmouths in a long time, but if you want wild action on light equipment, they are the best!  I was using a bright red and yellow woolly bugger fly that I had tied in 2009, fronted by a small silver spinner I made around 1973.  Fresh fish for dinner were phenomenal!  To quote Dan Aykroyd from an old Saturday Night Live show, “Wow! That’s good bass!”  After dinner, Fran drove us to the small town of Parry Sound, so we could watch the sun set over Georgian Bay from a hillside park.  We pulled in just as the sun was dropping below the horizon, filling the sky with blazing color, but nobody was paying attention.  A black bear sow and her very small cub strolled out of the bushes and began grazing their way across the lawn, only 30-40 feet away!  To complete the show, a pair of common loons flew directly overhead, yodeling all the while.  
GOOD BASS!
WOOLLY BUGGER

BLACK BEARS
September 2:  On a sun-filled morning, our hosts took us out for a spin around Parry Sound in their speedier craft, wandering among the islands and inlets.  After lunch, Greg said, “Would you like to go fishing again?”  Oh, my.  What a difficult decision.  This time I took my lightweight fly rod, a 5-weight, but used the same woolly bugger/spinner combo.  I caught two more monsters.  Right after striking, both fish took to the sky, with leaps that I swear were four feet above the water!  What fun!  Greg said he wanted to keep the fish, so we brought them in.  Fran insisted we take them, so after filleting the pair, they reside frozen in Albie’s locker.  

FRAN AND GREG STEWART
September 3-4:  Bidding the Stewarts farewell, we headed north for an all-day drive to Nagagamisis Lake Provincial Park in northern Ontario.  I first visited this remote area 47 years ago.  I was just a lad of 22, but had been fishing crazy since a tot.  This was like getting a free visitors’ pass into fishing heaven.  The lake was pristine, with only a small provincial park and a fishing lodge on it.  The dirt road to it came south from the Route 11 and ended at the small town of Hornepayne, 20 miles south of the park.  The forest around the lake was untouched and the fishing was superb, not to mention the perfect enjoyment of camping in a northern forest.  I came back a couple times more with friends and the experience was just as good. During law school, I dreamed of building a primitive log cabin on the north shore of the lake.  But then the entrance road got extended south to join with the highway from Michigan.  I was greatly looking forward to returning to this heavenly spot, but also very anxious over what I would find.  Thomas Wolfe said it best, “You can’t go home again”.  The memories drew me back, but the reality of returning was a harsh blow.  Pulpwood logging had attacked the region with a vengeance and we saw it all along the northern route through Ontario.  Logging had decimated the entire north shore of the lake, leaving only a hairy fringe of undesirable birches.  Logging roads tore through the sandy soil and exposed the land both to erosion and much worse, home builders using those roads through the forest.  Yes, I know I wanted my cabin, but my dreams did not involve roads, just clearing a small plot and putting up a simple dwelling from on-site trees.  The park had quadrupled in size and almost every camper brought a motorboat along.  Too much fishing pressure on a fragile northern lake has obvious consequences and the toll was taken.  After renting a boat and motor at the park, we cruised the lake for about 5 hours, but it was windy, wavey and no fish.  Just keeping the boat under control was a challenge.  We left after two days, disheartened.  How far do you have to go now to get away from the crowds and find the quiet and quality we sought at Nagagamisis?  For these overpopulated times, to find what we were looking for, you pretty much have to go where there are no roads or few people or get in a float plane to find that remote experience.

GALE AT LAKE NAGAGAMISIS
WINNIE-THE-POOH PARK,
WHITE RIVER, ONTARIO
September 5:  We decide to head back to the States and drive about 60 miles south to White River, Ontario, where we plan to drive on to Sault St. Marie and cross the border.  When we hit White River, ordinarily a junction in the middle of nowhere, there is a crowd of vehicles.  Further south, earlier this morning, there was a horrible fiery car crash on the highway, resulting in fatalities.  The road is closed until it is all sorted out.  Thankful that it was not us, we’re just chillin’.  Turns out that over a 100 years ago, a British soldier purchased a black bear cub right here and took it home with him, eventually giving it to the London Zoo.  The English writer, A.A. Milne, took a shine to the little cub cutie and wrote some fanciful books about Winnie-the Pooh, based on his imaginary adventures with pals Eeyore, Piglet, Kanga, Roo, Tigger and their best friend, Christopher Robin.  
The road opened at about 6:30 PM, allowing the congealed mass of cars, trucks, buses and RVs to pile onto the highway and head south. Figuring that we would just be heading into another traffic jam at the accident site, with no place to spend the night, and a follow up crowd at the USA border crossing, we opted to stay put at Winnie-the Pooh Park, watched a movie in the RV and retired for the evening. 

September 6:  Another long day on the road.  This is not as exciting as it was four months ago.  We’re both tired, a wee bit grungy and looking forward to the final visits and activities before returning to home sweet home in Florida.  Funny how your perspectives shift during travel.  I now think of Florida as just a hop, skip and jump from here, since we’re ONLY 2000 miles away.  We went over 21,000 miles for the trip today and it’s beginning to feel like it.  The scenery is still exquisitely beautiful, but the day is not.  Stunning Lake Superior Provincial Park in Ontario is magnificent, but not today, draped by leaden skies, soaked in pouring rain, not even conducive to getting out of the RV.
We crossed back into the USA at Sault Ste. Marie, taking the bridge over the Mackinac Straits where Lake Superior pours through rapid channels, eventually carrying all that water to Lake Huron.  From there we traversed the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, passing by the home of John Voelker, who wrote “Anatomy of a Murder” under the nom de plume of Robert Traver, in Traverse City.  More importantly, he wrote “Trout Madness”, describing his obsession with fly fishing for trout, which profoundly influenced my similar dream life as a youth.  
On and on we drove through the deluge until it gradually cleared in central Wisconsin, our 28th state for the trip.  Trying to find SOMETHING to do that might be fun and interesting before returning to Illinois, we ended up for the night at the entrance to Horicon Marsh National Wildlife Refuge near Fond du Lac, Wisconsin.  Pulling in at dusk, we set up for the evening, had dinner and watched the wild and woolly lightning storms that surrounded us.  Rain music never ceased and during the night as four inches fell.  

TRUMPETER SWAN JUVENILE
September 7:  Horicon NWR is the largest freshwater cattail marsh in North America.  It hosts gigantic numbers of migratory waterfowl, not quite here yet, as the birds pass through the central flyway.  Oddly enough, it was originally famous for the largest congregations of migrating Canada geese.  These large birds barely migrate now, except from your local park to the golf course, where their primary focus is to cover everything in a slather of goose shit.  The NWR has a huge Visitor center, so we made that our first stop to find out where would be the best parts of the refuge to visit, especially those that weren’t now under water.  Unlike many refuges that have extensive drive-through roadways for observation, to see this one you drive around it on heavily traveled public roadways.  There are many hiking trails, but most were flooded and the rain had brought out swarms of our dearest friends, blood-sucking mosquitos.  We wisely stayed in Albie and toured the area for a couple of hours.  There were quite a few breeding ducks and geese, plus breeding trumpeter swans, which have been reestablished in the Great Lakes area after being extirpated over 100 years ago.  A couple of huge gray immature trumpeters presented my first experience with the young of these creatures.  With not much else to see, we pushed on south to Dixon, Illinois, for a return engagement with another type of Swan, Gale’s bro Scott.  It rained all evening and night.  It seems that all the precipitation we didn’t have during the trip is catching up with us now.
September 8:  A day to relax, catchup on correspondence and pay the bills that have arrived at Scott’s during our absence.  The sun is (gasp!) shining and it’s a steam bath outside.  Much like breathing under water.  perhaps we’ll go and play golf if we can find a course with a dress code that doesn’t require wet suits.  Indeed we did, playing the first nine twice (the back nine was completely inundated). 

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

VISITS WITH FRIENDS AND RELLIES



“To my mind, the greatest reward and luxury of travel is to be able to experience everyday things as if for the first time, to be in a position in which almost nothing is so familiar it is taken for granted.” – Bill Bryson

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain

August 10-14: Visiting Scott Swan, Gale’s younger brother, who recently moved back to the family homestead after 30 years in Laguna Niguel, California.  Quite a change in lifestyle - Man about Town in SoCal to sleepy little Dixon, whose claim to fame is being the boyhood home of Ronald Reagan.  
Sleeping in a regular bed.  Taking lots of showers.  Endlessly watching the Olympics, which I confess is an every four-year addiction.  Michael Phelps’ grand exit, Simone Biles grand entrance, Katie Ledecky smashing her own world record, the first golf in 112 years, women’s beach volleyball, Usain Bolt.  The list goes on and on.  Great stuff!
We did take a break from the tube on Saturday to visit the Carroll County Fair in tiny Milledgeville, Illinois.  If you want a slice of summertime small town Americana, this is it.  Kids’ pedal tractor pull, dunk the cop with a well-thrown ball, 4-H competitions of every imaginable sort, hula hoop and bubblegum blowing contests, barrel racing with your horse, funnel cakes, cotton candy, tilt-a-whirl and all the usual midway rides and games.  Antique tractors that went all the way back to 1956!  What does that make me?  A very fun afternoon of everything that really hasn’t changed much since I was a kid, at least what I can remember at my pre-antique age.
GALE LOOKING FOR A USED VEHICLE
AT THE CARROLL COUNTY FAIR
I squeezed in one round of golf at Emerald Hills Golf Course in nearby Sterling, Illinois.  Much to my surprise, the course was both green and had a perceptible rise in the land that in this flat farm country could almost be called a mountain.  The only thing I couldn’t figure out was whether hitting into the immediately adjacent corn fields was a one or two-stroke penalty.  Into the soybean fields was definitely a one-shotter.  Actually, the course was very nice and I enjoyed myself completely, especially when Scott and his girlfriend showed up for refreshment at the 19th hole.
Overall, this was a really nice visit and a wonderful way to decompress after four months and 18,000 miles(!) on the road with Albie.

August 15:  After attending to some last minute details and saying adios, we departed for western New York to visit friends from Florida, Matt and Lora Heyden, who have a summer house there, or “camp” as it is called locally.  To get there, however, the rest of Illinois, including Chicago, Indiana and Ohio stretch large in front of us across the canvas of America.

DEEP FRIED
MORE DEEP FIRED
GALE AND FRIEND
August 16: I can only think of one highlight for the journey - we passed by The Recreational Vehicle/Motor Home Hall of Fame in Elkhart, Indiana. We didn’t stop, but promised Albie that someday we would come back so she could visit the stars of her universe.  After stopping for the night somewhere in Ohio, we forged on to the little town of Boston, New York to see Matt and Lora.   Set up in the hills about 25 miles south of Buffalo, we found the air cool and damp, the scenery beautiful and their home lovely, overlooking a bird-filled forest and pond.  We had a second full day here to spend at the Erie County Fair, the largest in New York State.  Far removed from the bubble gum blowing contest at the small Illinois fair, this place was HUGE! and had every conceivable ride and form of greasy, sugar coated “food” imaginable.  There were some good bands playing rock ‘n’ roll, Italian tunes, chamber music and country.  A juggling, joking, unicycle-riding, wise-cracking performer was very funny and entertaining.  Of course there were the mandatory animal exhibits, including cows giving birth on premises!  Matt and Lora are regular hotshot ballroom dancers and they put on quite a show at one of the bandstands.  Much fun and eight hours later, we were exhausted.  
MATT AND LORA CUTTING A RUG
JANET AND BEAU ON BOAT

OLD MAN AND THE SEA
August 18:  Time to get the show on the road again, but we had only a two-hour drive through the hills of southwestern New York to reach our next destination.  We were visiting Janet and Beau Hanford, just southeast of Rochester, New York.  Only a scant 51 years ago, Janet and I had graduated from Gorton High School in Yonkers, New York, and had known each other since kindergarten, so this was a wonderful opportunity to catch up.  She and Beau have a boat on nearby Canandaigua Lake, one of the famous Finger Lakes, and they were kind enough to take us out on the lake for the afternoon.  Relaxing under the sun, with a light breeze ruffling the water’s surface, we couldn’t have had a better time.  I even jumped into the lake for a minute, despite the chilly 78˚ temp, much too cold for my Florida blood.

GALE, SAM, JANET, BEAU
August 19:  Took our time getting going this morning, but eventually headed east.  Traveling through upstate New York, it’s hard not to be taken in by the history of the USA that has occurred all along the Erie Canal (you know, “I’ve got a mule, her name is Sal, 15 miles on the Erie Canal” - even Bruce Springsteen recorded it)) and the Mohawk Valley.  From long before the Revolutionary War through the present, this region has played a huge role in the development and success of our country.  Growing up in New York, study of this history was an important and fascinating part of my education and much of it came back to me as we traveled.  Every large city is associated with industrial developments - Rochester (Kodak and IBM), Syracuse (Carrier), Utica (General Electric) and Albany (corruption).  Can’t beat it with a stick.
VIN, EAMON, BECKY
Continuing on into western Massachusetts through the rolling Berkshire Mountains, home of Arlo Guthrie’s Alice’s Restaurant, we eventually made it to Grafton, MA to visit my daughter Becky, her husband Vin and their one year old son Eamon.  Three months earlier in our epic journey, we had the great pleasure of visiting my granddaughters Bonnie and Eloise in Portland, Oregon and now Eamon is the star.  Not to be subjective, but it is so much fun to VISIT my grandchildren I can barely stand it.  What a thrill!

August 20-24:  More visiting, had a great time.  Here in the Blackstone River Valley, much of America’s Industrial Revolution began, with the abundant flowing water powering mills large and small.  This was not all  on the plus side of the column, as the heavily polluted, dammed up rivers forever altered the landscape, ending the existence of Atlantic salmon in these waters and causing untold disease among the people who lived here and labored in the factories.  To celebrate this heritage, we played Blackstone National Golf Course, a fine hilly layout cast among the regrown forests of New England.  We also saw “Kubo and the Two Strings”, a fantastic incredible wonderful animated film from the Laika Studio, in Portland, Oregon.  My daughter-in-law Alice Bird, was the Art Director and my son, Matt, is the Executive Director of Acquisitions and Development (i.e., finding projects for future films).  THIS IS NOT A MOVIE JUST FOR CHILDREN!  In fact, I wouldn’t take a child to it under 12 years old and I would strongly recommend it for every adult.  It is a story of life, growth, humor, pain and love, told with unfailing artistry and compassion .  Doesn’t get much better than that.
JANE AND ME

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August 25-31:  We sadly said goodbye to the wee one and drove along quiet New England back roads, lined with old stone walls from 150 years previous, when almost all of southern New England was denuded of trees and converted to rocky, mostly infertile slopes for farming and dairy production.  The forests have come back, along with bears, birds and other inhabitants, which include a great deal of suburban sprawl.  Wandering along these overhanging leafy avenues was very peaceful and eventually brought us to Storrs, Connecticut, home of the UCONN Huskies and my sister, Jane Fried and Donna Fairfield.  We spent a couple of days here, enjoying their company and catching up.  
RACHEL AND TOM
TOM ON THE TRACK
Next stop was Lime Rock, Connecticut, to watch the race car driving of Tom Venturino, the boyfriend of Gale’s daughter, Rachel.  We weren’t sure if we would have a chance to see Rachel on this trip, so this was quite a bonus.  In addition to being a CPA, she has become an invaluable member of Tom’s pit crew and even helped him build the race car he drives.  We got to park Albie overnight right in the “paddock” with all the other race cars and their crews and spent two days watching cars zoom around the mile and a half track.  This at times required the use of earplugs.  Mufflers are not part of racing equipment and the mini-racers sounded like an extremely loud swarm of angry bees.  These racers are all amateurs, but their work on the cars is anything but.  Just try listening to the conversation of this group of mechanical engineers while they argue about the various mathematic equations and adjustments that will make their cars run a tenth of a second faster.  These are kids with really fast toys and they love tinkering with them endlessly, right up to race time, to achieve the highest performance levels.  Much fun to watch.  I even got to be the staff photographer for the day, a new experience for me.
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From Lime Rock, we returned to Rochester, for a one-night stand (including golf) with Janet and Beau, before continuing on to Kitchener, Ontario, where Albie was born (Am I getting to anthropomorphic here?).  The factory wanted us there promptly when they opened, so we parked and slept in their parking lot, where they conveniently had a plug on the outside wall for us to hook up, electrically speaking.  That way we could nuke some popcorn, which we did.  The following morning, Monday, we left Albie in their care AND they provided us with a Nissan Rogue for the duration of the repairs.  Despite it being only 10:00 AM, we repaired to a swank hotel in nearby Waterloo for a couple of nights of R&R.  A round of golf at beautiful Deer Ridge Golf Club found its way into the activity list, as did a dinner trip to the cute little town of St. Jacobs, a Mennonite community that rolled up its streets mostly by 3:00 PM and completely by 6:00 PM, leaving us one choice for dinner and some peeking in closed shop windows.  
ALL WE WANT IN LIFE IS TO GET A HEAD
ST. JACOBS, ONTARIO
By Wednesday morning, Albie was ready for pickup.  We went through the checklist and what they hadn’t done, they did on the spot.  What they had done was most impressive - new refrigerator and freezer, new motor for the sliding side step, new major valve for the hot water system, all new latches throughout, electrical repairs, and on and on.  Total charges, even for the stuff we had wrecked by driving the RV through hell and back - $0!  We couldn’t believe it.  We are customers for life.

Next stop this afternoon - Albie needs new feet.  The front tire were worn dangerously down to the cord and the rears weren’t much better.  So now we’re at the tire shop, breathing rubber fumes and waiting for the finish when we can bolt outtahere and head north to Georgian Bay.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

ACROSS THE GREAT PLAINS


“While the train flashed through never-ending miles of ripe wheat, by country towns and bright-flowered pastures and oak groves wilting in the sun, we sat in the observation car, where the woodwork was hot to the touch and red dust lay deep over everything. The dust and heat, the burning wind, reminded us of many things. We were talking about what it is like to spend one’s childhood in little towns like these, buried in wheat and corn, under stimulating extremes of climate: burning summers when the world lies green and billowy beneath a brilliant sky, when one is fairly stifled in vegetation, in the color and smell of strong weeds and heavy harvests; blustery winters with little snow, when the whole country is stripped bare and gray as sheet-iron. We agreed that no one who had not grown up in a little prairie town could know anything about it.” 


LOCHSA RIVER, MT
August 2:  Today is one for driving, observation and rumination.  We basically spent all day in the car, eschewing the interstate for lesser two-lane roadways as we crossed over the Bitterroot Mountains in Idaho to Missoula, Montana and then eastward to Great Falls.  The first 100 miles was the longest, steadiest, curviest climb ever, as we gained about 2500 feet winding through exquisite forest, rolling plains and deep canyons, following the Clearwater and Lochsa Rivers to their origins at the Continental Divide.  Now bear in mind that throughout this journey, the speed limit was an astonishing 70 MPH!  This equates in my opinion to the states saying, “Go ahead, kill yourself.”  And they did.  The roadside was littered with white cross markers, showing where every highway fatality had occurred.  When we crossed into Montana at Lolo Pass of Lewis and Clark fame in the Bitterroots, there was a sign explaining that the American Legion had taken it upon itself to put up these little white crosses for each death.  In fact, they had a pretty fancy system - one death, one cross on a post; two deaths got a metal post with cross bar holding two crosses at the same height; three deaths got the same treatment except now there was a third cross in the middle held higher than the other two.  We didn’t see any foursomes.  Perhaps they played through.  These deaths are a terrible thing and it is probably a good idea to remind the traveling public, who are racing along these roads now at AUTHORIZED AND ENCOURAGED death wish speeds, that others before them have bought the farm.  However, what comes to mind for me is picturing the American Legion guy (I can’t imagine a woman doing this), sitting at home with a garage full of little white cross holders that he has carefully prepared in various combinations, scanning all the traffic reports and obits throughout the state, looking for dead people on his roads.  Is he sad when he learns of deaths and has to go out to put up the markers or is he disappointed when he doesn’t find anything and has nothing to do?  Grisly, either way.  
Casino gambling is legal in Montana.  What is weird, besides seeing “Lucky Lil’s Gambling Halls” scattered around the state, are all the gas stations that are also “casinos” and usually liquor stores as well.  It’s kind of a “git ‘er all done” in one place philosophy.  Come Friday, go down to the local gaseteria, fill your tank, get wasted and gamble away your paycheck.  Saves time AND fuel.  Then you can drive home through the mountains at 70 MPH and finish the job, getting a little white cross for your efforts.  Drive at night on the back roads of Montana?  I don’t think so.
GAS STATION/CONVENIENCE STORE/LIQUOR STORE/CASINO
We tried to finish the day by staying at First Peoples Buffalo Jump State Park, but it was closed for the day, meaning it probably didn’t have camping anyway.  I would have liked to see where Native Americans hunted bison by driving them over a cliff to their deaths.  Maybe that’s where the tradition began for that 70 MPH speed limit in the mountains.  Disappointed, we continued on to the inevitable Walmart in Great Falls, right next to a scenic oil refinery, all lit up at night, plus an adjacent casino at your local Conoco station.  By now it was 8:30 PM, the temperature was still 90 degrees and we bought for dinner a rotisserie chicken that probably had been driven over a cliff by Indians.  Night all.

August 3: Like Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs said in Woolly Bully, “Drive, baby, drive!”  Or was that Sarah Palin?  Either way, that’s what we did today, crossing the the Great Northern Plains from Great Falls, Montana to northeastern North Dakota.  Rather than take the interstate, which would have been much faster, we traveled along Route 200 the entire way. This was just south of the Missouri Breaks National Monument badlands and the sprawling Charles Russel National Wildlife Refuge, roughly paralleling the course of the mighty Missouri River, about 50 miles north of our path.  Most of the trip was through rolling hills planted with grain of one sort or another or giant cattle ranches covered in grass that rippled hypnotically in the strong prairie winds.  We made one significant stop, wanting to actually get out of Albie and do a bit of exploring.  A green dot on the map drew us to War Horse NWR, a speck of saved land about seven miles north along a dirt road.  The website described it as “a natural depression that sometimes has water in it and can be very important for waterfowl migration if it does.”  We took a chance and found War Horse Lake, which actually was full of water and covered with ducks, 100s of eared and western grebes, white pelicans and some shorebirds along its perimeter.  A few flocks of lark buntings, the males still dressed in black and white for the prom, filtered by.  Were these the same birds we had seen going north almost four months ago, now heading in a southerly direction to their wintering grounds?  There was a dike surrounding the west side of the lake, so we spent about an hour walking along the water’s edge seeing what we could find.  The wind was so strong that even holding our binoculars steady was an uncertain task.  The best part about getting off the main road and rambling along a small dirt one was having a chance to really get a feel for what the surrounding land was like.  Mostly dry grassland, sliced by draws from rain water runoff, the land land rose and fell with small hills.  A pair of pronghorn watched us from a distance and bounced off, going up a rise.  A small forest of Ponderosa pine grew near the lake, thriving in what a sign called “Acid Shale Formation” that is an extremely rare geo-ecological configuration.  The only other vehicle we saw was a ranch truck carrying a massive amount of hay bales, probably to store for the winter.  Living out here, a long way from any towns at all, is a very different way of life.  But that’s where our steaks and burgers come from.
Route 200 laid a track all the way to Sidney, Montana, for refueling and a last chance at a gas station/convenience store/liquor store/casino.  The casino was small and surprisingly elegant, filled with a variety of slot machines, brightly lit with neon lighting, with a bar filled with cowpokes watching the Yankees game.  
In one more hour, we reached our destination in North Dakota - the North Unit of Theodore Roosevelt National Park.  It was now 10:30 PM, dark and we were greeted at the entrance by the resident camp host, which was a huge 2000 pound bull Plains Bison, casually munching along the road.  Bison are dark, keep their heads down and don’t much care about vehicles.  It’s a good thing Gale saw it in time.  The campground had a great site open for us so we pulled in, did our own munching on leftovers and called it a night.

NORTH UNIT, THEODORE ROOSEVELT NP, ND
August 4: We got a good late start for the day, driving the park’s 14 mile one-way road on an overcast, chilly morning.  Time to reverse gears - back to the campsite, take a nap, shower and have a late lunch.  The late afternoon sun was lighting up the prairie like a magic lantern, so we started our visit again.  Checked out the Visitor Center and picked out the Coulee/Caprock Nature Trail for a moderate hike we would enjoy. The trail narrowly wound its way through a coulee, a large slender wash or draw or arroyo caused over time by rain or snow-melt runoff.  The land here is composed almost entirely of soft sediments deposited in narrow, at times colorful bands, that are exceptionally horizontal.  No uplift here to twist and torture those sedimentary lines, as seen in the Rockies.  Fifty million years ago, this area was at the bottom of a gigantic inland sea, with all the tropical accoutrements and creatures one would expect.  The sea dried up, the land eroded and the end result is a huge high plain of grassland, sliced and diced by erosive forces of wind and water that reveal in the coulees and badlands a treasure of geological and paleontogical history, a multitude of dinosaur and other fossils, plus a relatively recently discovered rich shale oil field (The Bakken Field) that is the second largest in the USA.  Makes for a lot of ranchers and farmers that struck it rich big time.  Back to our trail.  Accompanied by a nature guide pamphlet, we learned and saw a lot about the natural history of the area.  Ancient petrified trees protruded from the coulee walls, sending a stream of silica laden former bark down the hillside below them.  In places the highly striated slopes, underlain by slippery Bentonite clay, which absorbs three times its volume in water when it rains, “slumped” and slid down the hill to the bottom, leaving the viewer to match up the sedimentary stripes to see where the the formation used to be.  Pretty amazing stuff.  Not much in the way of birds, except for a juvenile spotted towhee, which I had never seen before and some least chipmunks zipping around on the rocks.  There were some muddy spots along the path, where springs seeped out of the hillsides before disappearing back into the earth.  Immense bison tracks were common and the last thing we wanted to run into was a bison on a narrow trail.  The best thing about our walk?  No one else was there!  In fact, the lightly visited North Unit of the TRNP is a delightful place to go for peace and quiet, some nice hiking and few other people, apparently even in mid-summer.
BISON
MULE DEER
The sun was getting lower and the light was getting better for photography, so we continued on up the hill toward the two overlooks that provide superb viewing into the deeply eroded coulees that lead to the Little Missouri River.  En route, we encountered a problem.  About 100 bison were blocking the road.  When we stopped, we became surrounded by them as bulls, cows and calves slowly milled about us.  It was like being awash in a buffalo river.  We sat there for at least 20 minutes, just watching the show.  The frisky calves frolicked in the grass, chasing each other around, kicking up their heels.  Little ones tried to nurse from annoyed cows that had apparently thought that weaning time had already come and gone.  Bulls rolled around in the sandy dirt and grunted at each other in mock displays of anger.  It was very easy to imagine the time, 200 years ago, when millions upon millions of these creatures roamed the plains, traveling in vast herds and behaving in the same ways we now had the privilege to observe.  
At the highest overlook, we had a simple dinner of rice, black beans and salsa and then headed back toward the campground as the sun disappeared behind the gently rolling grasslands.  Wildlife seems to appear from nowhere at this time of day and tonight was no exception.  As darkness approached, we saw three buck mule deer, each with an immense rack.  And then the biggest surprise, two bighorn sheep rams, with full hornage, lifted their heads from atop a nearby ridge to see what we were up to.  A few bison in the road later, we were safely home for the night.

August 5: Nicely cool last night. We had breakfast and then a walk to the river through the cottonwood grove in which the campground is located.   Instantly, we heard and found a group of three red-headed woodpeckers foraging in the trees, circulating around their favorite drumming spots, usually dead tree limbs that would provide some great reverberation.  The river was muddy and low and the sandy banks were littered with the tracks of all the animals that had recently passed by.
RED-HEADED WOODPECKERS
We packed up and drove about 80 miles south to the South Unit of the TRNP, which overlaps Interstate 94 and is much more heavily visited than the North Unit.  We did find one of the last available campsites and settled in for the hot afternoon.  For the first time, we unfurled our awning, not quite sure how to do it or once out, how to get it securely back in its nifty rooftop container.  In the meantime, the shade it provides is most welcome and I’m enjoying it as I write.  The only disturbance is a common nighthawk, which is perched right above us in a cottonwood and every few minutes, starts screeching out its nasal peent call, which is MUCH louder up close and personal than from high in the sky like we usually hear them.  A lone bison calf wandered right past me (“Where’s my mommy?”) as did a single chestnut wild horse, glistening in the sunlight.
BLACK-TAILED PRAIRIE-DOGS
We spent the remainder of the afternoon cruising the 35 mile long road within the South Section.  It was much like the North, except gentler, since this area had not been glaciated, leaving many rounded sedimentary domes and shallower valleys.  Most interesting and amusing were the multiple black-tailed prairie dog towns that at times were on both sides of the road (we found one burrowing owl glowering from the top of its mound) and the small herds of wild horses, descended from ranch stock that roam the park.  A brief visit to the Painted Canyon Overlook off I-94 completed the day.

August 6:  Having realized last night that one of the best golf courses in North Dakota was only five miles away, we had no choice but to go play Bully Pulpit.  Mostly rolling along the Little Missouri River valley, for three holes on the back nine it abruptly rises into the badlands hills.  The three holes I categorize as hard, extremely hard and ridiculous.  All were much fun, but I left a quite a few golf balls out there in the tall grass.  It was a slow round, so we had a delicious brat with sauerkraut for lunch. The area around here is very German, from immigration that occurred in the early 1800s and then again after WWII.  According to our young playing partners, Logan and Lindsey Unterheyer, the Germans in the second wave came through Russia and always referred to themselves as “the Germans from Russia”, so no one would think they were Nazis.  
We left by about 3:00 PM, heading east on I-94 for 130 miles, then turning south toward Long Lake National Wildlife Refuge.  North Dakota has more National Wildlife Refuges than any other state!  Many of them are just dots on the map, providing protection for a pothole lake or small copse of trees, but these little protected areas are all over the place.  Known as “The Duck Factory of North America”, these little pothole lakes and marshes are the result of glacial activity 10,000 years ago, and teem with breeding waterfowl during spring and early summer.  Despite it being not quite prime time for migration, we found a flock of shorebirds containing stilt, least, Baird’s and pectoral sandpipers, plus a group of marbled godwits. 
ABANDONED HOME, NORTH DAKOTA PRAIRIE
Driving along all these backroads and even the highways throughout the Dakotas, Nebraska and Iowa, we’ve come across numerous abandoned houses, farm buildings and equipment, decaying as roofs collapsed, trees and weeds grew through what used to be barns, living rooms, kitchens and scenes of family happiness.  Passing by these log or clapboard antiques, paint long gone, shingles shed, I can’t help but think of the hopes and dreams, happiness and sadness, incredibly hard work trying to make a living on these wide open prairies, all of which is now irretrievably lost, history sinking into the weeds.  What went on here?  Where did the people go?  What happened to them?  From the most simple one-room log cabin, with an outhouse just behind, to an elegant two-story Italianate house, probably the finest in the county, all now decaying, lives that disappeared, stories probably lost.  Did the owners simply leave, selling out their land to the huge farming corporations that now dominate agricultural America, their land worth far more than their former homes?  Did they get wiped out in the Great Depression or the Dust Bowl years?  Did their children have no interest in the prairie farming life?  I’m sure there is a different story for each abandoned homestead, and seeing each one raises many more questions than will ever be answered.
Slowly working our way along the gravel roads, we came upon a hill with an observation shelter overlooking the lake AND an outhouse!  What could be more perfect?  So here we are, 100 feet over the lake, watching the sun set while sitting outside on our lawn chairs, sipping mint juleps.  Most of that is true.

VIEW FROM HILLTOP CAMPSITE
SUNFLOWERS, ND
BLACK TERN
August 7:  Driving, driving, driving.  After briefly checking out the rest of Long Lake Refuge, we sat in the car the whole day.  If there was any engaging scenery, this would not be too bad.  But here in the eastern Dakotas, flat and treeless are the operative words.  Pretty much nothing but one plane farming or ranching country.  We drove mostly secondary roads, so we could actually see what the small towns looked like.  Most had populations of under 500 and whose fortunes were linked to a large array of grain elevators.  The highlight was driving a 10 mile dirt road that had several marshes and ditches alongside, filled with 100s of yellow-headed blackbirds, duck and coot families and some shorebirds, including a white-rumped sandpiper, which was new for the trip.  A group of white-faced ibis gently soared in to land at one pool.  Bright yellow fields got our attention in the distance and we learned that North Dakota is the number one producer of sunflower seeds in the country, so for all you bird feeders out there, that's where your seed may be coming from!  Dozens of black terns hawked insects over a roadside pond.
Our final destination was the Ohiya Casino and Resort, operated by the Santee Sioux Nation near Niobrara, Nebraska (our 18th state for the trip).  The goal is to play golf here at the new Tatanka Golf Course and then continue east.  We checked out the casino upon arrival (they let us park overnight in the parking lot) and can’t quite figure out how a casino can succeed so far out in the middle of nowhere without any even medium-sized city nearby.  It was built with the assistance of a $20,000,000 loan from another Sioux tribe in Minnesota, which apparently already has had their revenge on white folks with their own successful gambling business.  So staying here is like a much fancier version of the Walmart parking lot, except with no shopping.

August 8:  We played Tatanka (translation in Sioux is “buffalo”) in the morning.  The course was enjoying its Grand Opening today, even though it informally opened for play last year.  Laid out on the rolling hills of the Santee Sioux tribe, the designer chose not to alter the land any more than necessary, letting the course conform to the natural rolls and tumbles of the terrain.  Tall native grasses cover everything that isn’t fairway, green or tee box and easily swallow every off line ball.  A small herd of bison was grazing just outside the course fence.  This is definitely a “player’s” course and is not for the unskilled or faint-hearted.  On the other hand, if you’ve got your “A” game, it’s nothing but fun, making you think your way through every hole and shot like you were making billiard shots.
Then came the worst drive of the trip so far.  Straight across eastern Nebraska and halfway through Iowa.  Nothing but corn and soybean fields, with an occasional cow or sheep.  Fortunately, there was good internet service most of the way, so Pandora saved the day.  But what about tomorrow?  The rest of the way through Iowa and into Illinois doesn’t hold much promise for inspiration.  Time to whip out one of our books on CD, perhaps?
Night in Williams, IA at a Best Western, operated by East Indians.  There is a slight bouquet of curry in the hallway.


August 9: Agonizingly boring drive to Dixon, Illinois.